Yeah but i dont care.

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via suchvodka)

pissbabytears:

felixkins:

witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it
*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally
erase all the ally
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against
so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
and that is just plain silly.


Don’t forget allies but don’t include them in the acronym

relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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(via tyleroakley)

rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

(Source: frosted, via tylertheinnovator)

whats cooler than bein cool

imreallycoolandfriendly:

guys bein dudes

(via hispanicgoddess)

razzleberrie:

raise ur hand if you hold yourself to really unrealistically high standards and then beat yourself up when you fall short of perfection

(Source: wizardmonlives, via bromeomontague)

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via fuckmestupid)

steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker:

It’s October.
thisiscomedygold:

lordmoldywart:

I’LL REBLOG THIS TILL I DIE

where’s all of tumblr.

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

(via laughterkey)

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