Molly-Rose Tinted Glasses.

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

(via fuckmestupid)

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

(Source: cartoonsnc3real, via bromeomontague)

i-am-aeveternal:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

IRON GYM???

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

(via clannyphantom)

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